I come around when you least expect me.
I’m sitting at the bar when your glass is empty.
You thinking that this song’s coming on to tempt me.
I need to be alone like the way you left me.
I’m a ghost and you know this.
That’s why we broke up in the first place.
Purr = happy cat noise
Gato = Spanish for cat
Purgatory = infinite realm of happy Spanish cats
My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.
Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?
You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.
Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN FROM CATS EVER
This makes me feel super bubbly
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
After much debate (that lasted for a good minute), I decided I had to break my Tumblr blackout because this tweet was too good not to translate. God I love him.
“From the looks of it, that seems like a male hand in the picture… please be kind to me.”
does that basically say “come on we’re bros give me a big dick”
Oh my jesus christ.
I now bond you two in holy macaroni